| #legion is fine craftsmanship. |
[Dec. 21st, 2009|11:04 pm] |
[22:38] * hawksley watches brokeback mountain.
[22:38] < hawksley> i've never seen it before.
[22:38] < hawksley> i'm into cowboy boots
[22:38] < Ulric> i heard mixed things
[22:38] < Ulric> I think a lot of people where just homophobes about it
[22:38] < Ulric> then others said it was really good
[22:38] < hawksley> HOLY BALLS IT'S 2 HOURS AND 14 MINUTES LONG
[22:39] < Ulric> but i think some of those people just didnt want to seem homophobic
[22:39] < hawksley> do they fuck?
[22:39] < Ulric> Im told its decently graphic
[22:39] < Ulric> but not pornographic
[22:39] < VenMalakim> gay cowboys in the middle of nowhere? what the fuck else is there to do
[22:39] < Ulric> Herd shit
[22:40] < VenMalakim> besides paint cattle
[22:40] < hawksley> whittle
[22:40] < hawksley> anal sex or whittling
[22:40] < Ulric> eat peyote
[22:40] < hawksley> those are your two options
[22:40] < Yshi> imma anal sex and whittle, and im all out of wood
[22:41] < hawksley> theyre bein all shy around eachother!
[22:42] < VenMalakim> "... so, do you suck dicks?" "... maybe"
[22:51] < hawksley> OH SHIT
[22:51] < hawksley> HE'S WHITTLING
[22:51] < misslovely> lol
[22:51] < hawksley> HE'S ACTUALLTY FUCKING WHITTLING SOMETHING
[23:00] < VenMalakim> SIR MALAKIM, LADY HAWKSLEY, PERCHANCE ARE THE PAIR OF YOU PREPARED TO INTWINE CARNALLY?
[23:14] < hawksley> oh shit he's washing himself in the out of focus part of the camera
[23:14] < hawksley> DON'T LOOK JAKE HIS PENIS IS LIKE A SIREN
[23:14] < misslovely> lol
[23:14] < Ulric> oh dead heath ledger
[23:14] < Ulric> your zombie penis calls out
[23:14] < hawksley> oh god that's terrifying
[23:14] < misslovely> rigor mortis would only make it better
[23:14] < hawksley> zombie penis
[23:15] < hawksley> also we are the worst channel ever
[23:15] < hawksley> i love you all |
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| #legion TOUCHDOWN |
[Dec. 5th, 2009|05:06 am] |
[05:05] * hawksley hits miranda with a cock
[05:05] < hawksley> GO LONG
[05:05] < misslovely> AND HARD |
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| #legion talks about native americans. |
[Dec. 4th, 2009|08:58 pm] |
<Rocksteady> It's cool, though, because they aren't white so they aren't getting into heaven anyway.
<Rocksteady> She is the only thing worth protecting.
[22:57] <Rocksteady> In the world.
[22:57] <Rocksteady> The land. Not so much.
[22:57] <Rocksteady> The people. Even less so. Remember, they're going to hell anyway. |
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| #legion demands extra mayo. |
[Dec. 4th, 2009|08:56 pm] |
[18:30] <hawksley> also how are you online
[18:30] <misslovely> lol
[18:30] <Yshi> sheer force of will
[18:31] <Taut> he's shouting binary into a phone?
[18:19] <Yshi> ive actually fixed a laptop by cussing at it and shaking a knife at it
[18:37] <BobDragonslayer> pancreas not visualized
[18:37] <Yshi> so its still just an idea?
20:44] <hawksley> i ordered a sandwich where is it D:<
[20:44] <Ookamiko> ordered it to do what?
[20:44] <hawksley> i ordered it to get someone with a car to drive it's ass, and a pickle, to my door
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| #legion is waiting for your call... |
[Dec. 4th, 2009|08:32 pm] |
[00:01] < mandabear> lincoln sounds creepy
[00:01] < hawksley> lincoln is fucked.
[00:01] < Thu> you shoulda gone to toronto
[00:01] < hawksley> i know
[00:03] < BobDragonslayer> honestly, both your xxxxxxxseses sound like putzes
[00:03] < mandabear> but we love them anyway
[00:03] < hawksley> it is true.
[00:03] < BobDragonslayer> apparently
[00:03] < hawksley> make us stop
[00:03] < hawksley> :/
[00:03] < BobDragonslayer> kay
[00:04] * BobDragonslayer gets a brick and puts it in a sock
[00:04] * BobDragonslayer starts swinging
[00:04] < BobDragonslayer> this may sting a bit
[00:04] < mandabear> do shae first
[00:04] < hawksley> o christ
[00:05] < Taut> phillip is a swinger?
[00:06] < BobDragonslayer> no, but i do stuff my sock
[00:06] < hawksley> michael your ears perk up whenever anything remotely sexual shows up in chan, huh
[00:06] < Taut> yess
[00:06] < Thu> ears?
[00:06] < Thu> no
[00:06] < hawksley> dick.
[00:06] < Thu> yes
[00:06] < Taut> did someone say sex
[00:06] < BobDragonslayer> couldnt it be both?
[00:06] < Thu> you mean all three?
[00:06] < hawksley> maybe he uses his penis as a listening organ
[00:07] < mandabear> lol
[00:07] < mandabear> wait
[00:07] < mandabear> what
[00:07] < BobDragonslayer> or to send sonar pulses
[00:07] < Thu> "I'm sorry, I'm kinda deaf. You're gonnna need to speak more closely"
[00:07] < Thu> "no, closer"
[00:07] < hawksley> hahahaha
[00:07] < Thu> "closer"
[00:08] < Yshi> holy shit people
[00:08] < hawksley> also, yshi is like
[00:08] < hawksley> WHAT, COCKS?
[00:08] < hawksley> I'M IN
[00:14] < BobDragonslayer> taut, are you drunk?
[00:14] < Thu> every now and then I'm reminded that you people are completely depraved
[00:14] < BobDragonslayer> with power, or booze, it doesnt matter which
[00:15] <Thu> I mean, you guys used to shock me hourly
[00:15] <hawksley> thu: really?!
[00:15] <Thu> yeah?
[00:15] <hawksley> maybe YOU'RE just getting more depraved
[00:16] < hawksley> oh man thu
[00:16] < hawksley> lyle was talking about you
[00:16] < hawksley> on wednesday
[00:16] < hawksley> it was awesome
[00:16] < Thu> wait, what?
[00:16] < Thu> wha'd he say?
[00:16] < Thu> and why would he even do that? we barely talked
[00:16] < hawksley> i mentioned that someone had mentioned to me that they liked me and he was like "oh man is it someone from your channel? IS IT GABBY? DID HE GIVE UP HIS ASEXUALITY FOR YOU?"
[00:16] < hawksley> and then we both had a long laugh
[00:16] < BobDragonslayer> lol
[00:16] < mandabear> hahah
[00:17] < BobDragonslayer> seriously though, was it gabby?
[00:17] < BobDragonslayer> yknow, i actually feel bad for using the nickname, cause he doesnt like it
[00:17] < BobDragonslayer> damn it, thu, why must i respect you as a person
[00:17] < BobDragonslayer> it throws off my mojo
[00:17] < hawksley> respect is a weird concept, here in the bowels of the internet.
[00:21] < Thu> also: the words cute and fuckbuddies don't belong together
[00:21] < Taut> miranda
[00:22] < Taut> what are your sexual no-gos
[00:22] < hawksley> sex
[00:22] < hawksley> also, touching
[00:24] < hawksley> it is time to sleep with my new rocks.
[00:24] < mandabear> cause you couldnt get anyone else to
[00:24] < mandabear> ba dum shh
[00:24] < hawksley> lol you bitch
[00:24] < mandabear> <3
[00:24] < hawksley> <3
[00:24] < hawksley> GOOD NIGHT FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME
[ soon ... ]
[00:34] < hawksley> ...
[00:34] < hawksley> ******************** made your photo his profile picture
[00:34] < BobDragonslayer> GO TO SLEEP
[00:34] < hawksley> I CAN'T FACEBOOK IS TELLING ME TO ANGST
[00:34] < BobDragonslayer> YOU CAN ANGST IN THE MORNING
[00:40] < Taut> http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/cas/1386339814.html
[00:40] < Taut> GUYS
[00:40] < Taut> GUYS
[00:41] < Taut> any minute now
[00:41] < Taut> the emails will roll in |
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| #legion has no off option. |
[Dec. 4th, 2009|08:32 pm] |
[18:17] < VenMalakim> friend designate aja
[18:17] < VenMalakim> engage friending
[18:17] < Rocksteady> Engaged?
[18:17] < Rocksteady> I thought you'd never ask.
[18:17] < Rocksteady> I was thinking a destination wedding would work best.
[18:18] * VenMalakim manipulates friending attachments of friend designate aja
[18:18] < Rocksteady> Sounds sexy.
[18:19] < hawk> just wait until you see his date rape mode...
[18:19] < VenMalakim> INITIATING ROHYPNOL SUBROUTINE |
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| #legion: we live to offend. |
[Dec. 4th, 2009|08:31 pm] |
[20:39] < BobDragonslayer> i can identify the "pet me" meow, the "feed me" meow, and the "oh god we're trying to have sex why isnt it working?" meow
[20:40] < BobDragonslayer> also, the "you are in the bathroom why are you in the bathroom why are you not petting me in the bathroom why is the bathroom door closed?" meow
[20:41] < Thleep> what do you mean the "oh god we're trying to have sex why isn't it working?" meow?
[20:41] < BobDragonslayer> four indoor female cats
[20:41] < hawksley> yeah gabby wants you to demonstrate
[20:41] < BobDragonslayer> un-spayed
[20:41] < BobDragonslayer> figure it out
[20:41] < Taut|3> i'll be the male cat
[20:41] < Taut|3> you be the female
[20:41] < Thleep> ohhhhhh
[20:42] < Thleep> k
[20:42] < Taut|3> REEOOOWW
[20:42] < Thleep> so the male is neutered
[20:42] < Taut|3> RRREEEEOOOWW
[20:42] < sms> or perhaps there is no male
[20:42] < Thleep> or there is no male and I'm just horribly confused
[20:42] < sms> lol
[20:42] < Thleep> but in that case isn't it "WHY DOES NOBODY WANT TO FUCK ME?"
[20:42] < Thleep> meow?
[20:43] < Taut|3> lulz
[20:43] < BobDragonslayer> there is no male cat
[20:43] < BobDragonslayer> just female
[20:43] < BobDragonslayer> and me
[20:43] < BobDragonslayer> and my two female roomies
[20:43] < BobDragonslayer> THE CATS ARE SO CONFUSED
[20:44] < BobDragonslayer> poor Story, she climbs on top and its like she's trying to kick start a motorcycle, and they're all just so confused
[20:49] < BobDragonslayer> see? you're a great friend MIX THESE MIXED NUTS. I SEE TWO CASHEWS TOUCHING EACH OTHER
[20:50] < Taut|3> mmm nuts touching each other
[20:50] < BobDragonslayer> so i was thinking about it
[20:50] < hawksley> nuts touching each other?
[20:51] < BobDragonslayer> sex in general
[20:51] < hawksley> okay
[20:51] < sms> what about it in particular
[20:51] < hawksley> it isn't gay unless balls are touching.
[20:54] < Thleep> that reminds me of the words that made me the way I am
[20:54] < hawksley> gabby what do you mean
[20:54] < Thleep> guy in a class I'm in was talking to me after class
[20:54] < Thleep> I forget the full context
[20:54] < Thleep> but
[20:55] < Thleep> "we do everything we do for the pussy. we get jobs so we can afford to buy things to get pussy. we buy nice cars to get pussy. we buy nice clothes to get pussy. everything we do is for the pussy"
[20:55] < VenMalakim> the fuck did you go to, rap school?
[20:56] < Thleep> on that day I became The
[20:56] * hawksley wipes a tear from her eye
[20:56] < hawksley> gabby that was so touching.
[20:57] < VenMalakim> and that was the day gabby realised that he was gay :(
[20:57] < Thleep> er, someone in #btc mentioned that Thu was an old name that Tolkein used for Sauron before he settled on that
[20:59] < VenMalakim> we need to take off our politically correct glasses and put on our mysoginist beer hats
[21:01] < BobDragonslayer> and how women making out is inherently superior to men, or men and women, making out
[21:01] < Taut> wait what
[21:01] < Thleep> wait what?
[21:01] < Thleep> dammit taut
[21:01] < Taut> lol
[21:01] < Thleep> you stole my line
[21:01] * Thleep sets mode: +b *!*@bafeea50.c3-0.wtr-ubr3.sbo-wtr.ma.cable.6ca6e6e8.com.hmsk
[21:01] * VenMalakim sets mode: +b *!*@6ca5f082.6ca5f0d8.204.111.imsk
[21:01] * Taut was kicked by Thleep (nobody EVER steals my line)
[21:02] * Thleep was kicked by VenMalakim (HIIII-KEEBA)
[21:03] * Thu changes topic to 'Welcome to #legion, where HARE HARE KRISHNA KRISHNA HARE HARE KRISHNA KRISHNA HARE HARE KRISHNA KRISHNA HARE HARE KRISHNA KRISHNA HARE HARE KRISHNA KRISHNA HARE HARE KRISHNA KRISHNA HARE HARE KRISHNA KRISHNA HARE HARE KRISHNA KRISHNA HARE HARE KRISHNA KRISHNA HARE HARE KRISHNA KRISHNA HARE HARE KRISHNA KRISHNA HARE HARE KRISHNA KRISHNA HARE HARE KRISHNA KRISHNA HARE HARE KRISHNA KRISHNA '
[21:04] <VenMalakim> what the fuck
[21:04] <VenMalakim> throw a rama in there
[21:06] < hawksley> lol wtf has this turned into
[21:06] < sms> lol
[21:06] < BobDragonslayer> i dont cry when i masturbate
[21:06] < hawksley> jesus christ i hope aja doesn't read the backlog
[21:06] < VenMalakim> you mean Thursdays?
[21:07] < BobDragonslayer> aja, /clear!
[21:07] < BobDragonslayer> SLASH CLEAR DAMN YOU
[21:07] < Thu> wait
[21:07] * Rocksteady was kicked by VenMalakim (PROBLEM SOLVED)
[21:07] * Rocksteady has joined #legion
[21:07] <hawksley> lol @ your penis is pretty ok
[21:07] < Thu> er
[21:07] < sms> lol
[21:07] < sms> oh god
[21:07] < hawksley> "we hang."
[21:07] < Thu> shouldn't that be a ban, ven?
[21:07] < sms> that just made it worse
[21:07] < VenMalakim> okay
[21:07] < hawksley> no don't ban her she'll be sad
[21:07] < Thu> kicks with autorejoin don't erase backlog
[21:07] < BobDragonslayer> lol
[21:07] * VenMalakim sets mode: +b *!*@6ca5f082.6ca5f0d8.204.111.imsk
[21:07] <Thu> DAMMIT
[21:07] * Thu was kicked by VenMalakim (PROBLEM SOLVED)
[21:11] < Thu> the art of beard styling has sadly been lost in the 20th century
[21:11] < hawksley> your beard is nice, cabbage
[21:11] < hawksley> ven's beard is terrifying
[21:11] < Thu> after women started running things
[21:11] < hawksley> wait women run things?
[21:11] < hawksley> since when?
[21:11] < Thu> since they got the right to vote |
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| #legion does some catching up |
[Dec. 4th, 2009|08:30 pm] |
[18:31] < sms> i want to try to make a pig in a blanket sometime
[18:31] < sms> egg fried in a hole cut out in the middle of a slice of bread
[18:32] < mandabear> wtf
[18:32] < mandabear> thats not pig in a blanket
[18:32] < mandabear> thats egg in a basket
[18:32] < sms> whatever, blanket, basket, close enough
[18:33] < sms> pig in a blanket is a hotdog wrapped in like..
[18:33] < sms> batter.. shit
[18:33] < mandabear> cresent rolls!
[18:33] < sms> yeah i meant egg in a basket then
[18:33] < sms> WHATEVER I DONT COOK, OKAY
[18:34] < hawksley> i don't think knowing pigs don't come from eggs involves cooking
[18:43] < mandabear> IVE GOT BALLS LIKE YOU WOULDNT BELIEVE
[18:45] < DamienBDS> but don't tell
[18:45] < DamienBDS> it's a secret
[18:45] < sms> aw man. talking to you guys makes me realize how much i dont like this girl.
[18:45] < sms> i must be getting desperate
[18:46] < hawksley> see at least i like a guy whose company i enjoy
[18:46] < mandabear> lol wait
[18:46] < mandabear> what
[18:46] < mandabear> me talking about my balls makes you realize you dont like the girl youre seeing?
[18:46] < mandabear> ...thats beautiful.
[18:46] < hawksley> god, we do good in the world.
[18:47] < sms> yes, because that's something she'd never say
[18:47] < hawksley> #legion: bringing people together since 2003.
[18:47] < sms> shes got no sense of humor
[18:47] < hawksley> and then BANNING THEM FOR BEING RETARDED
[18:47] < mandabear> ive only got kicked out twice!
[18:47] < hawksley> idk balls are inherently funny
[18:47] < DamienBDS> yes
[18:47] * mandabear was kicked by hawksley (<3)
[18:48] < hawksley> i am contemplating being incredibly irresponsible
[18:48] < mandabear> BUY CHINESE
[18:48] < mandabear> DOOO ITTT
[18:48] < mandabear> or have sex with *****
[18:48] < mandabear> unprotected
[18:48] < hawksley> mmmm sex with *****
[18:48] < hawksley> also, i'd do that
[18:48] < mandabear> pay them 12 dollars
[18:48] < hawksley> lol
[18:49] < mandabear> or give them a rock as payment
[18:49] < hawksley> what rock signifies a good lay?
[22:18] < hawksley> i'm going to go and take the very last of my pills with three shots of horrifyingly bad vodka
[22:19] < Taut> yay cheap vodka
[22:19] < hawksley> and tomorrow i got ot he doctor to find out why i can't sleep. ie: "hey, there's nothing wrong with you. sleep."
[22:19] < Taut> the kind that comes in the plastic bottle!
[22:19] < hawksley> fuck yeah brother
[22:19] < hawksley> currently the only thing in my freezer.
[22:19] * hawksley is CLASSY
[22:19] < misslovely> lol
[22:20] < Rocksteady> I'm reading a book that is loosely in the genre of Memoirs of a Geisha.
[22:20] < Rocksteady> It's like her little, more whorish sister wrote a book.
[22:20] < hawksley> whoa weird
[22:20] < hawksley> i'm re-reading memoirs
[22:20] < hawksley> like right now
[22:20] < misslovely> anyone notice how genre sounds dirty
[22:20] < Rocksteady> I love Memoirs.
[22:20] < misslovely> i want to touch your genre
[22:20] < hawksley> me too that's why i'm re-reading it
[22:21] < hawksley> lol miranda
[22:21] < Rocksteady> Only, this woman is all about the sex. With anyone and everyone. Also, she has no heart.
[22:21] < Rocksteady> But it's based loosely off an actual person that existed.
[22:21] < misslovely> sounds like sms' mom
[22:21] < hawksley> dude you are brutal tonight
[22:21] < hawksley> writing makes you feisty
[22:22] < misslovely> haha |
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| #legion smokes camel wides. |
[Dec. 4th, 2009|08:27 pm] |
[20:08] < hawksley> i think i only have one black person on my entire facebook
[20:08] < hawksley> <_<
[20:08] < hawksley> and rex.
[20:08] < hawksley> he's my other minority.
[20:08] < mandakitten> lol
[20:08] < mandakitten> i was about to be like
[20:08] < mandakitten> rex isnt ... black?
[20:08] < hawksley> lol rex isn't black
[20:08] < mandakitten> haha
[20:08] < hawksley> he smokes menthols :|
[20:08] < hawksley> THAT IS CLOSE ENOUGH |
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